Too funny!

I just recorded an audio commercial for the UNO English classes which begin next week and are open to community members. One of the ways they advertise here in Mexico, though, is via bullhorns attached to cars driving around town! Everyone in Valladolid will be hearing me in the streets saying "This is your chance to be more competitive in today´s market, and English is the key to your success!" LOL - How do I get myself into these things??